Sunday, June 27, 2010

Sunday's Funnies : Medical Exams


1... A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'

My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'

I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab,

lifted the lady's dress and began to take off

her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there

were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong


~~~ Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald ,

San Francisco

2... At the beginning of my shift I placed a

stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf

female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.

~~~ Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,

Seattle , WA

3... One day I had to be the bearer of bad

news when I told a wife that her husband

had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard

her reporting to the rest of the family that

he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

~~~ Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4... During a patient's two week follow-up

appointment with his cardiologist, he informed

me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with

one of his medications..

' Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch...

The Nurse told me to put on a new one every

six hours and now I'm running out of places to

put it!'

I had him quickly undress and discovered what

I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes , the man had over

fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of

the old patch before applying a new one.

~~~ Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair ,

Norfolk , VA

5... While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,

I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'

After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .

' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

~~~ Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson -

Corvallis , OR

6... I was performing rounds at the

hospital one morning and while checking

up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your

breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good

except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem

to get used to the taste.'. .. . Bob replied.

I then asked to see the jelly and Bob

produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

~~~ Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf ,

Detroit , MI

7... A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room

when a young woman with purple hair styled

into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety

of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered...

It was quickly determined that the patient had acute

appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate

surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the

operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair

had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo

that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote

a short note on the patient's dressing, which said

'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

~~~ Submitted by RN no name,

AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

8... As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.

I was quite embarrassed when performing female

pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had

unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing

this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further

embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and

sheepishly said. . .' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'

She replied with tears running down her cheeks

from laughing so hard . . .

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .

' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' '

~~~Dr. wouldn't submit his name....


Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud.

I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's

examining room, waiting for the doctor to

come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded,

and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very

professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't

have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.

Have a good week.:)


Saturday, June 19, 2010

Pink Saturday....Flowers

Hibiscus, my mom got for Mother's Day..
I planted this pretty flowers in my gardens too.
I thought I try the flowering pots too..
celosia plumosa and white salvia


I also have a magenta colored celosia and
a red salvia in my garden. SO here are my pink
flowers for this summer, So hop on over ti Beverly's
at How Sweet the Sounds and say hello to my pink Saturday friends.
Thank for stopping by my pink flowers.
PS I am late..

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Sunday's funnies...........Enjoy your Sunday ! :)

Here are some funny cartoons, Got to love them..

Just a cool day here in Western New York. Just hanging out and taking it easy.. Enjoy your Sunday...


Monday, June 7, 2010

Where have I been? Blogger's Challenge and 200th blogs...

I am joining in on a challenge at my friend Marie.
This month's subject is color...but NOT just color. We want to see you create something special color-wise. Something your camera did not see. Something you saw in the photo and created in post processing.

There are a lot of ways color can be used:

1. Selective color...create a black and white or other monochrome photo with just a touch of eyes, a child's red jacket, whatever you choose, but make most of the image monochrome.

2. Play with the different color modes in your photo editing software. Create a duotone, or make a monochrome using something other than black & white or sepia.

You can post a colorful image... Can be of one color, 2 colors or MANY colors. You do not need any photo editing programs to join in.

This challenge is limited only by your imagination so get out there and IMAGINE COLOR!
So, please join in on the fun. You also will find the Bloggers Challenge button on my blog.

It has been so crazy here in NY. Memorial Day weekend was so busy and went by so fast. I did some gardening for my mother. I love it and I will show you the flowers next time. The little scrapbook page I did, that is the Azalea that I bought for my mother for Mother's Day. It is red. My brother help me put it in. I can't believe it's my 200th blog. where did the time go?
I was also helping mom with dad as well as my brother, he had surgery about a month ago. He can't wait to get the cast off and soon the weather get warm again he can use the pool..
Soon the weather gotten nice I skipped school and hang around the pool and put the flowers in the backyard, You'll see some of my Irises tbat my niece and NIL gave us. I uses that for the challenge.
 I don't have a right tool to do these in and I use photobucket instead. Just plain and easy. I hope this will do well.

My 200th blog scrapbook page. A little blurry, oh well..

Here is the original and I cropped it for the challenge.

Photobucket Here is a sepia and colorization that I did. I think I messed up somewhere..LOL..

The top one is an original photo and the bottom is the other challenge photo.. I love how its turned out. I love aquamarine blue.. I even picked this color our for my brother and SIL wedding, Since it was a rainbow wedding and I was a junior bridesmaid


The original..


Here is a sepia photo..

daffodiles sepia

I know I can go on and on with this color challenge and hope to see you over there..
Until next time..