For all the Mothers out there. I know this is your life....A
far more accurate account of the events of that
bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's
been eating my porridge?'
Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's
been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do
I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy
Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone
in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last
night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who
swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who
went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The
newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set
the damn table.
'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned
the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses
downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy
presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to
say this once....
" I HAVEN'T MADE THE FRIGGING PORRIDGE YET!"
Enjoy your Sunday...
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
I also found this bird as we should see is a flamingo. I love it.. My little friend.LOL
I also like the sunset I took of our house.NICE! I loved how it turned out.. So come along and join me at Beverly's for a joyful color that we all love called PINK..
Happy PInk Saturday everybody! From your pinkie friend..
Saturday, July 24, 2010
I can go on with my flowers photos and I will continue with the next entry.
Its poured this afternoon and got a little break and now look like we're getting some more.UGH!
Have A good weekend.
Monday, July 19, 2010
CLEANING HOUSE 2010
Last week I threw out worrying, it was getting old and in the way.
It kept me from being me; I couldn't do things God's way..
I threw out a book on MY PAST
(Didn't have time to read it anyway)..
Replaced it with NEW GOALS, started reading it today..
I threw out hate and bad memories,
(Remember how I treasured them so)?
Got me a NEW PHILOSOPHY too, threw out the one from long ago.
Brought in some new books too, called I CAN, I WILL, and I MUST.
Threw out I might, I think and I ought.
WOW, you should've seen the dust.
I ran across an OLD FRIEND, I hadn't talked to in a while.
His name is GOD the Father, and I really like His style.
He helped me to do some cleaning and added some things Himself..
Like PRAYER, HOPE, FAITH and LOVE,
Yes... I placed them right on the shelf.
I picked up this special thing and placed it at the front door...
I FOUND IT- it's called PEACE... Nothing gets me down anymore.
Yes, I've got my house looking nice.
Looks good around the place.
For things like Worry and Trouble there just isn't any space.
It's good to do a little house cleaning,
Get rid of the things on the shelf.
It sure makes things brighter; maybe you should TRY IT YOURSELF..
BE BLESSED AND BE A BLESSING TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!
May the Lord open the windows of heaven and pour you out a blessing that
you will not have room enough to receive it all..
May the Lord bless you exceedingly abundantly above all you could ever
Take 60 seconds & Bless someone!
Have a good week...;)