I got this funny e-mail from a friend. Thought I share..
An older lady
was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a
pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop
she went. She searched and searched. None
of the pets seemed to catch her interest,
except this ugly frog. As she walked by
the jar he was in, she looked and he winked
He whispered, "I AM ALSO LONELY. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK,
and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING
FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS
WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED
COME ON GUESS!
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN
SHE COULD FIND!!
She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!
Please come again...