Saturday, May 1, 2010

Sunday's Funnies: Blonde and Lawyer jokes....

Blonde Joke:
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

Lawyer Joke:
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

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Have a good Sunday!
May GOD bless you..



Gena D said...

LOL!!!!!!!! love them - thanks for the laugh!
Gena @ Thinking Aloud

Tawnya said...

Thanks for the great laugh. I needed this...

bj said...

O, sweet Nancy...I do love your sense of humor..These are cute jokes...

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

Nancy: Really cute jokes.

bj said...

Thanks for coming by, Nancy.
I hope you have a super day..
xo bj

bj said...

Well now, Nancy girl...I just came by to see YOUR photo snapped in the bathroom....where is it ???

Annesphamily said...

Nancy you make me laugh! You always have great stuff over here! Hey if you and I had those original Barbies we could be on a beach in Hawaii drinking Mai Tai's and blogging from Paradise on earth! LOL! I hear they go for big bucks!

Happy Pink Weekend. Happy Mothers Day to all the moms too!


johnmichael said...

Thanks for cheering up sunday