Halloween Jokes: Great for kids

Why Pumpkins are better than Men?

Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from. Also, pumpkins are always on the doorstep there waiting to greet you.

Speaking with Pumpkins
How do you talk to a pumpkin with three heads?




Hello, hello, hello.

What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash

Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diamet
Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?
Buy a pumpkin patch!

What's black, white, orange, and waddles?

A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.

Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
Because they have no stomach for fighting.