Why Pumpkins are better than Men?
Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from. Also, pumpkins are always on the doorstep there waiting to greet you.
Speaking with Pumpkins
How do you talk to a pumpkin with three heads?
Hello, hello, hello.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diamet
Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?
Buy a pumpkin patch!
What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
Because they have no stomach for fighting.