Sunday, March 8, 2009

Sunday funny!

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It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season.
He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Judy, sitting there, fully decked out in camouflage overalls.
Bill asks her, “Ummm, What are you up to?”
Judy smiles, “I’m going hunting with you!”
Bill, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
Two hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of Dallas, Texas.
Bill sets his overly anxious wife up safely in the deer stand and tells her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant…. much less a deer.
Not 15 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears a breakout of gunshots.
Quickly, Bill starts running back. As Bill gets closer to her stand, he hears Judy screaming, “Get away from my damn deer!”
Confused and frightened Bill races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her scream, “Get away from my f*n deer now!” followed by another volley of gunfire!
Now, within sight of where he had left his wife, Bill is surprised to see a Texas cowboy, with his hands high in the air.
The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady! You can have your f*n deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

Enjoy your day.

6 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Thanks for the chuckle :o)

Linda's World said...

That was a good one! LOL I love it. My ex was an avid hunter. We always had venison in the freezer and sometime elk meat. I should copy that joke and send it to him. Linda in snowy Washington

Hollie said...

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!

Penny said...

Thanks so much! I needed that. Blessings, Penny

Jan said...

Hee hee ,oh Nancy ,lovely picture at the head of your blog I love Ireland such a beautiful country ...love Jan xx

Just Bill said...

Nancy, I am still laughing out loud at that one. Thanks for sharing. Bill